The Return of the Potatoes from Space
Cho left the Ministry cafeteria with a jelly-filled donut in hand. All morning she'd had the odd feeling that there was somebody who kept trying to talk to her, but hadn't been approached by anyone else other than Bob from accounting who wanted to know if that was indeed the last jelly-filled donut. (It was.) So far the Department of Mysteries had yet to be renamed the Department of Marzipan, though, so she figured things were all okay...
...until she finally ran into the person who had been wanting to talk to her! Mr. Space Potatoes caught Cho on her way to her office and dragged her aside.
"Um, I have work to do--"
"But I must show you this, Miss Chang!"
"I really have to--"
"Oh, the lovely little dears will be so happy to share their good news with you..."
Cho stared at Mr. Space Potatoes in horror.
"Is something the matter, Miss Chang?" Mr. Space Potatoes looked at her curiously, whilst still digging inside of his coat pocket for something. Occassionally he muttered to himself about potatoes and their crocodile king.
Cho busied herself by nibbling on her donut. There was no way out of this, it seemed. She looked around her for an escape route, but alas, that was only a broom closet, and she didn't want to get stuck in a broom closet with Mr. Space Potatoes.
"The little darlings sent me a photograph from their lunar base," the strange Auror started. "Isn't it gorgeous, Miss Chang? Oh, they were so pleased to meet you last time! Won't you visit them some time? They miss you terribly,"
"Um--um. I--you'll have to talk to Tonks," Cho stuttered.
"What a brilliant idea!" Mr. Space Potatoes brought his hands together, palm-to-palm, and wiggled his fingers happily, before returning to his search. Finally, he found what he was looking for. "Oh, here it is! Here it is, Miss Chang!"
He shoved a picture in her face. "Isn't this so exciting, Miss Chang? They've completed their Lunar Base! Oh, this is just so wonderful, this is just so divine and exalting!"
Cho laughed awkwardly and gently returned the picture to Mr. Space Potatoes, who cradled said picture carefully in his hands as he continued singing praises of the potatoes.
"Right, yes, well, that's all lovely and such but I really must be going now--"
"Oh, I have more pictures to show you, Miss Chang!" Mr. Space Potatoes reached inside his pocket once more to grab yet another picture.
"Sorry, I can't hear you, I've suddenly gone deaf and it won't be cured until I return to my desk!" Cho shrieked, and vacated the area as quickly as she could.